Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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