I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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