drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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