do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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