Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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