is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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