On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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