Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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