Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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