I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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