I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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