weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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