Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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