CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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