So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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