That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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