Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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