I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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