My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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