I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
