thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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