I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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