I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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