Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My day in three words: secret purse cake
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
