'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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