So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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