sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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