is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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