so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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