Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Randomize
