As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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