I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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