it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
