we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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