can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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