this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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