I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Never joke about your clitoris.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
