they said they heard you say put it in my butt
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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