I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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