"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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