Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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