your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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