so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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