New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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