yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
