i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
