No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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