you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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