Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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