bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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